George W. Bush, on his presidency

“Eight years was awesome and I was famous and I was powerful.”

THERE’S A CLUB IF YOU’D LIKE TO GO / YOU COULD MEET SOMEBODY WHO REALLY LOVES YOU

(LOL)

JUGHEAD WTF

My nose got a sunburn

Griffith Park, Los Angeles, 1908

Do you think you're better off alone?

David Shrigley, who is also a secret babe

"The Muni system doesn’t appear to work very well, and it seems to be largely populated by mentally ill people who smell funny. That I don’t like very much. I’ve spent quite a few hours trying to go to places on the Muni system, and then I realized, you know what? Fuck the Muni system. I’m getting a cab."

As the world turns

Peter's Court, Palace, 1 August 1914
Sa Majesté l'Empereur
Berlin

I received your telegram. Understand you are obliged to mobilise but wish to have the same guarantee from you as I gave you, that these measures do not mean war and that we shall continue negociating for the benefit of our countries and universal peace deal to all our hearts. Our long proved friendship must succeed, with God's help, in avoiding bloodshed. Anexiously [sic], full of confidence await your answer.

Nicky

The above telegram is from Tsar Nicholas II of Russia to his cousin, Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, days after the Austro-Hungarian invasion of Serbia and the mobilization of the Russian, German, and French armies, i.e., the beginning of World War I. If we've learned anything from WWI and the first half of the 20th century, it should be this: beware of men with withered arms (see also: Joseph Stalin).