Nope

Only built for internet linx

(I know it was supposed to be weekly but I can't be bothered to remember things, so)

1. MAC Cosmetics released a line of Archie Comics-inspired make-up and obviously I fuck with it
2. Chicago, guns, crime, hip-hop, public policy!
3. Michael Jordan doesn't know his billing zip code
4. Why people like junk food, or something
5. Pick-up artists are the absolute worst and I'm obsessed with them. I wonder how many dudes I meet per day who are about this life.
6. "First off, that's a fucking screen saver on dude's shirt. Fall the fuck back, player. Secondly, condom beanies and Canal St gold? Nah, we good over here. I have not even remotely consumed enough coffee to discuss this. Ain't no one buying into that goth trap life you're selling. The most illegal activity any of these dudes have done was downloading torrents of Rugrats and using someone else's Netflix log in."
7. "How Crazy Is Too Crazy to Be Executed?"
8. Old Armenian guy tries to steal $864 worth of meat and laundry detergent from a Von's store in Burbank
9. Apologizing on television
10. Somehow I missed that KFC in the Philippines carries a "cheese-top burger"

from "Late Fragment" by Raymond Carver

And did you get what
you wanted from this life, even so?

Only built for internet linx, a new weekly series

1. Llyn Foulkes' solo show opens at the Hammer Museum on Sunday
2. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Donald Glover's character on Girls - "A black dildo would have sufficed and cost less." THE ULTIMATE SHADE OF IT ALL
3. current mood: embarrassed
4. New Playstation unveiled February 20th?
5. Some councilmembers in Kerry County, Ireland want to make drunk-driving chill again
6. Postcards from Google Earth
7. The 20th anniversary of the first phase of the Metro Red Line (Union Station to Macarthur Park) was Tuesday!
8. My boyfriend is really into Bud Light Lime and apparently so is another dude
9. The Metropolitan Museum of Art launched MetPublications - an online collection of out-of-print art catalogs - last year and I didn't know about it until a few weeks ago
10. American women suck!

I MISS MY OLD BLOG ;_;

Where I've been

Somehow still in Los Angeles